Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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