covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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