"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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