So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
His nipple licking is glorious
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