butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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