We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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