Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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