Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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