Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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