you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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