He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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