TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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