so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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