....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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