I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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