he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
there is puke in my bra ... again
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