I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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