Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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