took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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