I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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