Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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