Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
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Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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