is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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