This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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