Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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