It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize