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I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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