she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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