Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My pussy is not your playground.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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