I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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