The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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