I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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time to smoke my breakfast
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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