a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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