They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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