i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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