So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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