That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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