He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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