Quick, to the slutcave!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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