brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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