I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
