What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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