I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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