I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
