I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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