Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Randomize
