Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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