I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Buhtt sex?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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