I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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