But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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