That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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