He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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