They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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