Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize