normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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