Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
